10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack