10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"