10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "No river, no fish."
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22