10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow