10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine