10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Welcome to kicker school