10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth