10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright