10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Welcome to kicker school
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.