10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Welcome to kicker school
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.