10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• im going to 2 out you to death
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves