10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• It's Free To Fold...
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."