10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"