10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.