10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo