10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from