10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves