10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!