10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament