10 Random Poker Quotes
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- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Fook the floosh droo!