10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."