10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom