10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Poker is for loners.
• "No river, no fish."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear