10 Random Poker Quotes

With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
Poker is for loners.
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
"The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow