10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus