10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Fold and live to fold again