10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.