10 Random Poker Quotes

I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
Poker is for loners.
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
"Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier