10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-