10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester