10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-