10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "No river, no fish."