10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm