10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom