10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Welcome to kicker school
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim