10 Random Poker Quotes

• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.