10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.