10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.