10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "No river, no fish."
- Fook the floosh droo!
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.