10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion