10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.