10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• It's Free To Fold...
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.