10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson