10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "No river, no fish."
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.