10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Poker is for loners.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz