10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Welcome to kicker school
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike