10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak