10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi