10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek