10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• It's Free To Fold...
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters